FYI: Cheesy pickup lines are hilarious and the best possible way to hit on someone. And while they tend to get a bad rep, we, at Vibe honestly think they break the ice better than any “hey” ever could.

But with that said, there’s an art to perfecting a pickup line. You can’t just throw out some really awful line and think that it’ll work, which is why the most important thing to keep in mind is who your audience is.

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Some classics because they remain popular for a reason:

  1. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  2. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  3. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  4. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  5. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?


Actually creative ones that will for sure impress:

  1. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
  2. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
  3. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
  4. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.
  5. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
  6. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
  7. And options if you really want to go all out:
  8. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  9. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  10. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
  11. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away.
  12. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
  13. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  14. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
  15. You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Have fun!

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